I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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