She's JV to your varsity
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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