Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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