At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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