There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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