i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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