i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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