i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
you made out with another girl for some wings
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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