Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
When did we convert life to cartoon?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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