I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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