farters have to be the big spoon...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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