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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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