That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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