But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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