How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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