I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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