Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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