Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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