That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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