Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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