turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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