doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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