Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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