So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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