We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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