I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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