no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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