she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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