You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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