I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We left an ass print on the piano.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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