I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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