i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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