My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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