I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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