I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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