I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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