i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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