dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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