Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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