Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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