why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i think i just lost a toe
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
