oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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