Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i love accidental penises.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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