you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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