I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm both gender and math confused
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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