Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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