We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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