You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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