He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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