none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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