I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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