windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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