I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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