sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i think my cat just said my name.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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